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When an NSA agent commits career suicide.
The NSA agent committed harikari when he trusted a military hospital to perform back surgery.
by delusional33 June 09, 2018

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Someone who hates the voices in my head as much as I do. Someone the NSA will surely talk to once V2K starts to harass her. Xela a synonym for hope.
Xela made the voices in my head angry.

Alex: Who is this wonderful bitch?
Loki: She is Xela! A wonderful courageous individual that bribed urban dictionary to cheer me up.
V2K voice 1: Call the NSA! We're going to sue!
V2K voice 2: Oh, my God it's the end of the fucking world where did all my money go?
V2K voice 3: I just shit myself.
V2K voice 1: I hate this crazy bitch drive her insane.
V2K voice 2: Call the NSA! Alex knows he's not insane.

V2K voice 3: I just shit myself.
V2K voice 1: Call the NSA! I KNOW WE CAN SUE!
V2K voice 2: I lost my job. Its harikari.
V2K voice 3: The CIA is making me shit myself.
Alex: I think I'm in love with a southernstraw.
by delusional33 April 09, 2019

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