haps

short for "happenin." a greeting.

yo wanksta, whats the haps?

by j. mcnizzle June 6, 2003

HAPS

Homie Assisted Power Steering. While driving, you need your homie to grab the steering wheel for you in certain occasions. It's really easy to ask for help, just say HAPS yo.

(Driving, and hitting a bowl, or blunt, or bong)

-"Yo Scott, lemme get some HAPS."

~"Werd niggah."

Makes life much easier, enjoy.

by Spoon0313 October 26, 2005

hapness

The opposite of coincidence

By sheer hapness I found myself speaking to t0r today, he told me about his small penis and how much he loves kissing dudes

by R0x0rloops January 2, 2010

HAP

Huff And Puff. What whiners do when they get angry and/or frustrated.

"When I came in late, Tuna was hap." -wally
"Classic Tuna, fyf." -ether

by Scarecrow73 September 2, 2009

Haps

A shorting of "happening", and used like the slang usage of "scene". This word dates back at least to the 1950s, e.g., it is used in the 1959 song, "Daddy Can I Go to the Hop?" by Eddie Jones and the Cashmeres.

What's the haps? (What's the scene?, What's going on?, What's happening?)

by Old and cranky February 15, 2015

hap

Hap = Hot Asian Princess!

Byron: Damn Mike, get a load of that hap!

Mike: Shit, i love them haps!

by BB March 15, 2005

HAP

Hard Ass Penis

Did you get that HAP last night?

by Blondeminx August 23, 2020