After ingestging copious amounts of vitamin B, you fill a ribbed condom with your now-DayGlo urine then place it in the freezer until nearly solid. You then proceed to sodomize your lover with this makeshift dildo, covertly tearing the tip open before inserting it into the orifice of your choice. When your partner's body heat inevitably thaws the urine inside and a golden geyeser erupts from her vagina or anus, you yell "Eureka!" as you withdraw the empty, dripping condom and slap her with it, and then she wants some more.
I have to get a new mattress this weekend because my boyfriend surprised me with a Gold Rush last night, and now it's soaking wet and smells like pee! I might keep it in a back room though, because I think I want some more.
by soksniffer August 10, 2010
Get the Gold Rush mug.The wonderful feeling you get after consuming a large amount of Goldschlager, a cinamin schnaps drink that contains real 24k gold chips inside of the drink.
by Chris Haas December 18, 2005
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Yo...To straight-up pick your nose so hard and tear like a muthafucka, ahhhhh... and then rub it on my girls' titties.
by Rmani November 13, 2004
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Get the gold rush mug.Guy 1: Dude, check them out! I just found a gold mine!
Guy 2: You're into Asian girls...?
Guy 1: Yeah man. They're hott.
Guy 2: You're such a gold miner...
Guy 3: What's wrong with Asian girls? They're the best.
Guy 2: Nothing. I'm just not attracted to them.
Guy 4: I can't believe you're not interested in Asians.
Guy 2: What the crap?! Is this a gold rush???
Guy 2: You're into Asian girls...?
Guy 1: Yeah man. They're hott.
Guy 2: You're such a gold miner...
Guy 3: What's wrong with Asian girls? They're the best.
Guy 2: Nothing. I'm just not attracted to them.
Guy 4: I can't believe you're not interested in Asians.
Guy 2: What the crap?! Is this a gold rush???
by Scotty Shaw March 4, 2008
Get the gold rush mug.A boring but yet addictive show showing a group of rookie miners trying to make money by mining gold in Alaska. The main character is Jack Hoffman. He always seems to have enough money to last another week, but yet never gets paid by discovery channel. In season 1, the miners find a total of 15 ounces of gold and end up in debt. Season 2, the Quarts Creek group finds over 100 ounces but is still in debt. The funniest point in the show is when the Hoffman's discover that they didn't meet their 8 oz. quota again.
Will there be a season 3?
How much will discovery channel give them
this time?
Will there be a season 3?
How much will discovery channel give them
this time?
Billy= Hey guys, how do those people on the show make money if they don't find any gold?
John= They get paid by discovery channel dude. They don't shit money out to pay for gas every day.
Your perfect life automatically becomes shit if you become an Gold Rush Alaska miner.
John= They get paid by discovery channel dude. They don't shit money out to pay for gas every day.
Your perfect life automatically becomes shit if you become an Gold Rush Alaska miner.
by surveyorng4 April 9, 2012
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Invented by David Cross on 1/28/16 in San Francisco during a comedy show at Davies Symphony Hall.
Invented by David Cross on 1/28/16 in San Francisco during a comedy show at Davies Symphony Hall.
After anal sex, he wanted the feeling of a warm colonic rushing into his lower intestine, so I gave him a San Francisco Gold Rush.
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