noid

An evil wizard in a skin-tight red body suit with rabbit-like ears. Goes out of his way to wreck pizzas to be delivered.

Ever been frustrated, because the Noid ruined your pizza? Avoid the Noid.

by Avoid The Noid August 29, 2004

noid

When used in regards to recreational drugs, it commonly refers to synthetic cannabinoids, or synthetic marijuana.

Noids are notoriously more dangerous than the drug they try to mimic.

by Ima_Pseudonym January 28, 2016

noids

Noids are those weird looking things used in an advertising ploy for Dominos pizza. Where Dominos released a video game called "Avoid the noid"

Do a google search on "avoid the noid"...

The game had hilarious graphics, and i believe it was on 5''x4'' floppy disks! THat noid wants some Zza, and he wants it right fucking now!

Holy shit... noids love pizza more than I do when i'm stoned...maybe we should just give them some.

by Christopher Levesque November 15, 2005

noid

a paranoid person(from an abbriviation of paranoid)

That guy thinks that the bees are just going to come and sting him without warning. He is such a noid.

by Light Joker September 24, 2004

Noid

An evil rabbit-like creature that is meant primarily to be avoided. Do not answer if he calls you on a phone, your heaed will explode.

My pizzas were not delivered because I could not aviod the Noid.

by Nick Wupass May 17, 2006

noids

The plural form of the Domino's Pizza Mascot the Noid! Who incidentally had his own game on the NES "Yo Noid!"

Also a pizza delivery guy

Those noids are always late with my 5-5-5 deal!

by OoBa December 27, 2005

noids

A slang word for paranoia.

Man, that pot brownie gave me some serious noids!

by nooneofanyimportance November 1, 2005