Berto

The cutest silliest dude in this world. Also very sus and a gatekeeper.
Beto is sooo sus

Berto is soooo cutee
Berto is soooooo silly
by Ur mi June 07, 2022
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Berto

A person with an over inflated sense of self-esteem There are secretly in the closet and are also constantly late showing up to places of employment and other important things Very unathletic as well. . Recently circa 2012, they are also the worst known drivers of cars in the Untied States.
J stop being such a Berto! You almost killed me driving to Coventry in your S10 truck. You are a horrible driver and are not sweet at things.
by rickycantread October 08, 2020
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Berto

Did u shower cause u smell like a Berto
by I abuse kids July 31, 2019
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Berto

A Berto is a convicted rapist, usually a child rapist
“I just got a call from my neighbor, sounds like a Berto is moving into our neighborhood
“Oh shit Kyle, you better hide your kids
by ryryG February 06, 2018
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Berto

Berto, short for Heriberto, is a man with well-defined abdominal muscular structures. Berto is also used to describe someone with a big butt that, regardless of sexual orientation, attracts someone of the same gender.
Him: I want to eat chocolate

Other Him: mmmm that chocolate bar reminds me of Berto and his phat ass.
by dr.doktor October 13, 2021
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Berto majice

An idea that you propesed to your friends and that couses your entire friend group ti bully you every time you go out.
Hahahaha bro do you remember when he wanted to make berto majice.
by Berto vatrogasni aparati October 28, 2020
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bertos banditos

A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat
I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.
by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013
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