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Good morning 

A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
Good morning by Magic kitty April 29, 2022

good morning 

To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way
Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning
good morning by bigbobbybrown September 12, 2010

Good Morning 

Good Morning by Jorje November 21, 2004

Good Morning 

When you wake a girl up by skull fucking her and yelling GOOD MORNING!
My wife was gonna be late for her meeting so I made sure to wake her up with a good morning.

Good Morning 

You turn me on, Gil.

Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.

Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤
Good Morning by Krkič April 22, 2019

Good Morning 

The greeting used by paparazzi at 4 A.M. to receive the kind and polite response from "Yeezy man" himself.
Paparazzi man: Hey Good Morning Kanye.
Kanye Best: Shut the fuck up
Good Morning by Rey the Gay October 15, 2019