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treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people
"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."
treatment goggles by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024

Bowling Ball Treatment

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."

The Sankey Treatment

The act of leaving your teacher or boss in a zoom call for at least 5 minutes on their own at the start of a meeting.

Named after Sankey Diagrams, an extremely confusing form of graph with lots of twists and turns... to delay the inevitable.
Let's give our english teacher The Sankey Treatment today...
The Sankey Treatment by BetaNerd August 30, 2020

Arizonan Treatment

The act of taking a sample of cactus and inserting into your anus and clenching your ass cheeks. In result, it makes many different holes so more air flow through the anus so your anus is stretchier and can be more versatile during anal sex/play.
Rob: Word on street says you had an Arizonan Treatment?
Alfonso: I had to do it so Michelangelo wouldn't leave me!

3017 Treatment

To finish something to completion without straying. To turn away other options in order to fully enjoy one item and gain the most out of it until there is nothing left.

This can refer to anything from electing to use one salad dressing until it is used up in lieu of opening up the other bottles in the fridge to referencing the idea of not starting any other books until you have finished the one you are busy with.

This term is used most often in traditional wet shaving forums where it references the use of one single shaving puck to completion before starting the next. This is a strategy most often employed by users who have accumulated so much stock of varying products that the daily choice of which item to use can become a burden and could detract from their ability to truly appreciate any single item.
Dr. Gold realized that he had accumulated too many soaps, so he decided to give his stock the 3017 Treatment by finishing one soap at a time before moving on to the next.
3017 Treatment by InspiringK January 7, 2014

illmatic treatment

Nas debut album "Illmatic" is considered the greatest hip hop album of all time...Consequently, all his work after that is always matched up to it....The "illmatic treatment" is when you take an artist album and you compare it to their debut album.
Did you hear Jay Z's album "Kingdom Come"?

Yea i heard it, but im gonna have to give him the illmatic treatment..Kingdom Come was nothing like Reasonable Doubt
illmatic treatment by rashean September 14, 2007