School

School is hell except for that one class in 6th grade with the semi cool social study’s teacher that roasts the annoying fat ass that thinks moaning loudly in the middle of class is funny and doesn’t stop when people tell him to shut his god damn mouth for once. Then when you ask him if his mom loves him he ether starts crying or moans more. Back to the point school is for accidents.

Everybody ever: shut your god damn mouth Mrs Bitchatris I will need to find the r value of the line best fit of a graph that confusing enough to the kid who forgot some chromosomes in his moms asshole to start a school shooting.

Mrs Bitchatris: is that backtalk I hear?!

by XXXFapMaster69 February 19, 2020

Apex High School

Apex High is a very chill and relaxed place. All of the crazy strange people have gone off to apex friendship, leaving only the best of the best at apex. Apex is home of the cougar crazies, and a great lax team. The guys are hot, and the girls are too. Come to apex for a good time

I want to go to Apex High school.

by downybih October 17, 2017

School

School is another word for prison

Person 1: I went to prison when I was 6 and stayed for 12 years!
Person 2: What prison?
Person 1: It was called school!

by ratchetgirl6969 February 9, 2015

school

A building that looks like (and is) a prison. It's the thing that wasted our childhood. It's also the thing that causes bullying, depression and suicides. It's filled with people who we call teachers - people who force you to learn the randomest shit that won't even help you in life. They give you homework - something that wastes your only free time. School is also filled with other kids that only care about drugs (unless they grew up in a good family). If you keep getting bad grades and fail because you don't understand the shit teachers say, then too bad. If you ask a teacher to help you understand the material, they won't give a fuck. To sum it all up, school is bad for your mental health. If you need to learn something, there's this thing called Google.

Ben: Man, I hate school.
Joe: I know.. It's so useless!
Ben: Yeah, like, if i need to learn something, then i can just Google it.
Joe: And THIS is what our childhood is ruined with.

by bloxiank November 17, 2019

Huntington high school

A pimp high school that out does cabell midland in every aspect, only reason we loose against them is because of their bias refs

Huntington high school is where you go

by demon sandals June 23, 2021

School

Modern slavery

Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022

Kelly A. Burlison Middle School

kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.

“they go to kelly a. burlison middle school they must be a fake thot, dont talk to them!”

by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019