Rock Her Shit

To express extreme passion towards another woman.

Wow! That girl at the bar is beautiful. I'm finna rock her shit!

by whiteoaktree January 12, 2020

Shit curtains

its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.

“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”

by Me.RubberBand Man June 7, 2023

shits-on

when you can feel a shit coming and you know you'll need to go take a dump in a couple hours from the present moment of realisation that the shits on.

dave:whu-tuh-fuh jooz doing rick your dancing about like a tard.
rick: shits-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pseudonympseudonym November 5, 2008

Birthday Shit

The one time of the year where you finally expunge your bowels

Finally took my birthday shit

by TheGhav March 5, 2021

What the shit?!

A phrase or word is used to explain a given situation's unexplainable or randomness. It can be almost anything that takes away from a daily situation. Similar to "WTF," what the shit!? It is geared towards naming something absurdly random or out of place, funnily and comically or unexpected, and potentially negative or interfering.

Ex 1- You walk into a room, and someone you've never seen before rushes past you w/ a katana in a unicorn mask and slams the door behind you. "What the shit?!" You say as if you cannot explain the event that just unfolded.

Ex 2- You mind your business texting on your phone when you get added to a random group chat that spams you w/ back and forth trash talking and loads of memes that nearly make your phone shut down. You say, "What the shit?!" In awe of this random moment.

by UNITUS827 October 5, 2022

Shit worship

It’s when your house is full of feces piss and shit and you don’t give a fuck. You just walk right through it with bare feet and everything. Or like you think it’s good luck so you get a bird to shit on your head or shit all over you. Or after you wipe your ass you sniff your own shit. 2 girls one cup. Fucked up stuff but it’s all real.

Shit worship is a sin.

by angelendoftimes May 23, 2023

Cross Shits

The sudden onslaught of nervous diarrhea brought on right before a cross fit workout.

The thought of doing such an intense workout made him so nervous that he spent 30 minutes in the bathroom with Cross Shits.

by The Sugar Bear December 14, 2019