I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan

by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025

rob you

To give away free shoes. Usually after you took their shoes in the first place. Ya dig

I like you so much that I'm gonna rob you

by Elvis dogooder July 19, 2021

you mom

the definition of fat

you mom's fat

by ha laluya December 25, 2023

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick

ill put it on you like lipstick

by mayhem/adamdog23 January 31, 2022

You

He brings out something in me…
Something I have never seen…
I love this feeling….
My heart continues to believe….
Even when reality says differently…

I have tried…
To tell my heart…
She is wrong….
Listen…
She just won’t do….
She loves you…
Stubborn…
I tried to be…
But she won’t let me…

It is YOU!!!!
Maybe I was wrong all of the years…
But loving you
I will always do!!!!
Dreaming…
Of that one day…
Even if it never comes true…
True my love is for you…
Even if you never knew

Or know…
Away My love 4u will never go❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 July 1, 2025