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Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.
I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.
by Arhs28 July 9, 2022
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Shit tragedy

When a bunch of evil individuals destroy a country or a place, and continue living at the end.
In a traditional tragedy, all of the characters die at the end but in a shit tragedy like the Fall of the United States, no one is dying so the horrible story isn't over and the damage continues.
by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
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Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.
Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN
by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023
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shit.

when shit is not good enough to be said so you add a fucking dot to it
by idontknowstopit September 16, 2018
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shit

Shit is used as an cuss word but also it can mean poop.
EWW you’re shit smells like meldo bro wtf
by 💉🐁🩸ratblood February 28, 2022
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Shit ass bird

I can go get any shit ass bird
by Assshitbird July 8, 2017
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