Piece of Shit

Writing paper material flushed down the toilet causing drain pipe pluggage

Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.

Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?

Homeowner:

A Piece of Shit

by ND86MBW February 18, 2022

That shit on

To be fly as hell, well dressed

How many females gon be there, cuz I'm a have that shit on

by NSG 4 L March 19, 2021

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You

‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

Pack a shit

NZ slang for throw a wobbly, pack a sad; however not as common.

Don't do that, he'll pack a shit.
Joe's broken his phone, and now he's packed a shit.

by ckulsen January 9, 2020

Shit Ripper

Someone who is in the business of ripping shits, or perhaps tearing turds.

Daniel was a hard-worker, one of the greatest shit rippers money could hire.

by Bungle0 August 24, 2022

No Shit

Literally meaning something is obvious.

I live on earth.. No shit

by SenPlab March 2, 2024

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023