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National grab dick day

on September 12 every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day. CHALLENGE YOUR FRIENDS, who can grab the most dicks in one day.
by Flashes00 September 11, 2019
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Dick Dupee'd

When a male is trying to perform intercourse with a female and his penis cannot become erect. Instead of informing the female he cannot perform, he instead penetrates the female with multiple fingers and acts as if he is using his penis.
"Yeah dude, I drank too many red bull and vodkas last night so my dick was soft as dough. I just Dick Dupee'd Kim so I didn't look like an asshole. She was drunk too so she had no clue"
by Lebronovan McJames May 14, 2013
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Slimpy Dick

Slim•py dick;

Def: (Noun) A male who has such immense feelings of love for the opposite sex which makes his penis unable to perform in an intimate way.
i.e; Yooo Jose is such a slimpy dick for that Canadian chick
by anonymous September 18, 2021
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Dick Spilf

A insult to somebody you very much have passionate hate for, a normal insult would be to 'suck a dick' but that is not good enough instead you call them a dick spilf meaning they should put a dick in a roll and make that dick.
Brad: Shut up, you asshole.
Jack: Fuck off you dick spilf.
by Mr Frible March 9, 2015
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DICK

Male's genitals that can CUM
My dick is so LARGE!!
by qertuipasdfghjklzxcvbnm November 8, 2023
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Dick

you must have no life if you are searching this up

- Another name for Richard
- A man's penis
That dick is as massive is his
by JohnyDepp12w3e4r5t6 March 27, 2022
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dessert dick

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time
Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick
by trapo100 October 7, 2016
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