Im..not..your..mother

Thats literally me- me from tiktok, hello btw

Im..not..your..mother is annoying (idk-)

by Im..not..your..mother July 20, 2021

Your Allshit

Something that New Zealanders would say. Especially, if they're lying during a discussion. The situation can be drastic to most NZ people but it's just a word that people often take notice.

32 year old Polynesian Guy: Hey yo, G. I'm a rich man. I got a mansion in the hills, life is going well, g

23 year old Maori Girl:"Your allshit, boy. I saw you the other day at your grandma's house, cunt. Quit smoking those sinnies, boy."

Mongrel Mob Member: SEIG FUCKIN HEIL, SUWOOP. SEIG FUCK, BOY. FUCKEN AURRAH BOY. SEIG FUCK.

Random Boy: Get a job you useless prick. Shut your monkey Guerilla ass up, youngin.

Mongrel Mob Wannabe: You allshit.

by Executionist999 June 12, 2018

Your Mom

The greatest insult conceived by man.

Person 1:What's goin on bro?
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:Fuck.

by o o p May 9, 2020

Your shape up

This is the definition of your far back inside out upside down kfc fried burnt chicken edges and your Ebola shape up

What is wrong with your shape up

by Jolicia:P February 1, 2019

Your Mother

Another word for whale.

Wow! look at your mother over there swimming in the ocean! It's so huge!

by s a n s March 17, 2021

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

your mother

my girlfriend, also the person you fucked

I heard you fucked your mother, now, isn't that incest?

by lesbian rat February 17, 2020