counter shitted

When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.

Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."

Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"

Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"

by Fantastic KUHN December 17, 2013

Shit in the freezer

To shit in the freezer - to destroy one's chances or reputation through an idiotic lapse.

From the UK tv show Big Brother, when a contestant lost crediblity by shitting in the freezer.

"The guy was doing okay till he shat in the freezer".
"Don't get caught acting stupid and lose your rep - Don't shit in the freezer."

by Conhead October 13, 2011

Shoto's N Shit

The person who chooses to play shotos instead of learning a more diverse character gameplay wise

"That nigga just be playin Shoto's N Shit" - Riq

by PenisButtMaster January 6, 2018

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

Shit's Hit

A women who has been hit with an ugly stick (Ugly ass mother fucker)

Shit's Hit Mutha Fucka

by Billy Mass October 22, 2008

Penis shit

When you’re having anal sex and some shit gets jammed in your urethra and when you cum it shoots out a thin tube of shit, like a cork under high pressure.

Awh dude, last night with that hairy man I got the worst penis shit, it was all stuck in his hair. It was great 👍 I love penis shit

by Thick wood May 2, 2025

Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.

P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”

by Thimithy October 20, 2020