new dick

New man

I got a new dick in not worried about nothing old

by Wow girly April 11, 2020

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Glitter Dick

The fancy way to fuck someone

Your mom has a Glitter Dick

by McFetacheese November 6, 2017

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Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping

Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

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Short dick

A guy who a micro penis ...

Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy

by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019

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dick head

the head duh

lick that fucking head you dick head :P

by ursd<3 August 9, 2025

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A term used when one is in the action of shaking their dick or getting their dick shaken. This term can also be used when disappointed with someone in how they performed sexually. This term may be taken offensively if used out of context.

Smd(shaking me dick) is fun

OR

Smd(shaking my dick) why would you do that?

by SuperBigDickWatson December 3, 2023

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