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ugly bearded fuck head

dirty, smelly, and just plain old ugly man. Has a small penis as well. Generally enjoys taking poops in urinals.
by Adrian Manghisi November 21, 2002
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Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"
by Rick(y) December 13, 2008
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Fuck You Friend Request

this can be defined as people who have asked to befriend you on a social website like Facebook, Myspace, etc. that you keep there either because you dont particularly like the person or for your own personal amusement or any other reason that pretty much means your not going to accept the request but let them think you will.
That chick i used to like asked me to accept her friend request, she'll be on my "Fuck You Friend Request" page for a long time.
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I can't believe this dumb bitch is asking to be friends, after the way he fucked me over with that deal... eh, I'll just "Fuck You Friend Request" him.
by NT3000 (SK) October 1, 2009
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fuck her right in the pussy

When you take a girl and FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.!
You know Janet over there.!? Yes. FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.!
by Jokerlover21 June 7, 2014
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fucked-up-o-meter

a personal scale used for measuring how wrong, horrible, twisted (essentially fucked up) a situation is.
Picking cum out of my ear in front of my class today is a 7 out of 10 on my fucked-up-o-meter.
by hahahaNSF September 1, 2009
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bouncing waves of fuck-face

no cell phone service, sporadic cell signal causing clipping phone conversations and/or disconnections
While driving in the mountains bouncing waves of fuck-face made it impossible to call mom.
by dead saint September 25, 2009
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Fuck like a sexy tiger

Someone who fucks with power and strength.
Usually involving jokes or sexual intercourse.
Hear about Curran? I heard he can Fuck like a sexy tiger.
by DamnThat'sASexyBitch May 26, 2011
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