fuck my mamas grandma

Any fucking situtation that is beyond any fucking definition.

when you find out your being auditted by the irs ,"well, fuck my mamma's grandma! the sumbitches.

by not yours! December 11, 2004

Shit in my fuck bag

To downplay one's accomplisments.

Don't shit in my fuck bag cause you are jealous, Mia

by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010

ugly bearded fuck head

dirty, smelly, and just plain old ugly man. Has a small penis as well. Generally enjoys taking poops in urinals.

Petet (fuck head) Drake

by Adrian Manghisi November 21, 2002

Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"

by Rick(y) December 13, 2008

Fuck You Friend Request

this can be defined as people who have asked to befriend you on a social website like Facebook, Myspace, etc. that you keep there either because you dont particularly like the person or for your own personal amusement or any other reason that pretty much means your not going to accept the request but let them think you will.

That chick i used to like asked me to accept her friend request, she'll be on my "Fuck You Friend Request" page for a long time.
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I can't believe this dumb bitch is asking to be friends, after the way he fucked me over with that deal... eh, I'll just "Fuck You Friend Request" him.

by NT3000 (SK) October 1, 2009

fuck her right in the pussy

When you take a girl and FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.!

You know Janet over there.!? Yes. FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.!

by Jokerlover21 June 7, 2014

like two retards fucking

When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.

Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.

by Strangebeast January 16, 2009