Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.
Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.
by Philosofickle Carlos May 17, 2011
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sus in your pants

1. (Adj.) to feel around someone's oral parts during or before sex
Let me sus in your pants.
by Young curry November 26, 2016
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Meat in your mouth

Unable to speak the truth, always lying
Why do you have so much meat in your mouth? You are not supposed to lie to teachers.
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I like your cut G

When you slap someone on the back of there head.
by JagJaxn November 16, 2020
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I like your cut G

Billie Eilish slapping her boobs and not feeling anything. She calls her boobs indestructible
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i like your cut g

slapping a shitter's spicy ass forehead and saying "I like your cut g". Usually used to make a perfectly cut scream using a shitter's voice.
by fat boy mrhotmadm December 09, 2020
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