Shoot your shot day

A day where you ask the girl you like out

Boy: Omg it’s National shoot your shot day Hey girl

Girl: Hey
Boy: will you be my girlfriend

by BB_JS11 January 14, 2021

Are you out of your mind!?

a phrase someone used when they're going insane,

i wanna dive in a pool 9 miles up in the sky!
Are you out of your mind!?

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

Don’t get your bun in a chandelier

Originating in high society Tannersville, PA, this is a common occurrence for local aristocrats who make much ado about nothing.

“Guys, you didn’t buy the extra dark locally sourced cage free fair trade organic barrel aged hot cocoa powder that I wanted!”

“Oh Rebecca, don’t get your bun in a chandelier now. We have Swiss Miss at home.”

by Cherrybomb666 January 16, 2021

National appreciate your girl best friend day

January 18th is the day where ur guy best friends appreciate and Treat you girls like a queen

“National appreciate your girl best friend day is the best day ever”

by Lilbittt225 January 18, 2021

Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

Your Mom

The funniest answer to a question

John: What are you doing?

Jack: Your mom

by Your momXD January 21, 2021

National get your bf a gift

March 11th.

National get your boy friend a gift day!!

Here’s a gift!
Bf: why?
It’s national get your bf a gift day!!!

by Rachel738292 January 21, 2021