dirt moving dick

One who moves dirt for a living, drinks, fight, fucks and does drugs when on the road, usually has an old lady at home with kids.

Look at that Brytan guy he’s such a dirt moving dick! But he’s cute tho “sploosh”

by 1234125 June 5, 2018

3 holes for dick

A soulless half a woman with no personality and unable to control emotions with traits such as being able to be jealous of other women and body shamed so all it is good for is it's holes that a penis can fit in

Shut your mouth with that lady talk, you 3 holes for dick

by Zeitgeist997 April 26, 2025

SpongeBob Circle Dick

Someone who looks a little bit like a celebrity but a few major difference

You look a lot like Tom hanks if he had a few small differences for the example say I dunno a circle dick? I guess that makes you a SpongeBob circle dick.

by Gibbon_Lips December 23, 2024

Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR

"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.

by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024

vacation dick

Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.

"Got myself some vacation dick, wasn't the biggest but we went all night.

by GFOcabulary June 17, 2016

Dick down

The act of pinning your bottom with their legs spread open and penetrating them

I'm gonna come back home tonight and dick down my husband so good he'll forget his name

by akaMedusa June 20, 2022

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022