your mom

what i did last night

you:what did you do last night
me:your mom

by riding your moms dick November 11, 2021

Your Mother

Finer word for "Yo Mama", used to insult mothers.

Where did I put my underwear?
At your mother's house!

by haha yes my dude March 16, 2017

gun to your head

usually used when someone is asking a tricky ass question or proving someones knowledge of some shit

person 1: yo bump that new dmx
person 2: since when did you fuck with dmx?
person 1: since day 1 bro trust (he capping)
person 2: word? gun to your head name me 5 dmx songs

by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024

Turn your OC into a bunny day!

This is in July 19
And you shall turn your OC into a bunny!

Person1: Ayo its Turn your OC into a bunny day! You know what that means!!
Artist who hates bunnies: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by GeebusDweebus July 19, 2021

don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

Crack your Nokia

To pop one's cherry unexpectedly.

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!

by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018

your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY

your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.

by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020