butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

i don't fuck around

Usually used in situations where fucking around is not permitted. Hardcore "non-fuckers" will often let people know of their "fucking" status by constantly letting them know by saying "Yo, I'm not fucking around here." They might even apply it to specific examples such as, "I was most definitely not fucking around on that test." People who do fuck around are often looked down upon, unless they can justify the act of fucking around that they were doing, are doing, or are planning to do. A few examples of the justification of fucking around are: if it is the first day of a month (especially if that day is a friday), if it's raining on Boston on the day the fucking around is occurring, if physical education is taking place on that day. Justifications must be completely outlandish, but they also must be said with a completely serious face or else you will have been caught fucking around and further ridiculed for doing so.

Yo Bazin, how'd you do in that game yesterday?

I scored like four goals. I don't fuck around man.

by bizzle isn't fucking around May 4, 2009

Fuck Doll

A girl version of a Fuck Boy. A girl who objectifies guys, is always sending nudes or taking selfies, doesn't ever want to label a relationship, and thinks only of herself.

"Man, Gina's a real Fuck Doll. I invited her to my party, but she showed up, stole my beer, and left with Steve to Netflix and Chill."

by traveler1090 December 15, 2016

Fuck you and your horse

When telling somebody off, especially those who offend you in all senses (odour, appearance, tone of voice, impression of Tony Danza, etc.) you can say "Fuck you and your horse!" This basically states that you hate everything about them, because the "horse" is an analogy for what they bring with them. This meaning is strong mostly because you also hate their "horse" just because they own it, and for no other reason. You can also add-on things that they like, do, or carry around with them, this adds a personalization.

You:"Oh shit it's Johnson. I hate that guy."
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"

<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.

<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.

by off.a.plane June 2, 2010

afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck

Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.

Your face looks like the afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck.

by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003

Fuck Bitches Get Money

A life motto for all.

"Hey man, I'm feeling down."
"Fuck Bitches Get Money, dude."
"You are right! Let's go!"

by ssattyOU September 26, 2011

Cunt Bitch Shit Fuck

Also known as a "Fathom Crotreau," this is the female version of the devil. She hates everything, and is probably big enough to kill you and eat you.

Stay away from that girl, man. She's a cunt bitch shit fuck.

by caaaaaps March 26, 2011