Dirty Mattbauer

When a girl is about to cum from oral, she pulls your face into her pooper while not allowing you to leave until you solve an entire calculus exam

He didn’t know how to use his tongue, and it took me an hour to cum. To get back at him, I gave him a Dirty Mattbauer when I finished

by Covidconcussion April 16, 2020

dirty kenim

when you eat her out like chop from gta🐶

i’m bout to hit the dirty kenim tonight

by Kenim April 16, 2020

dirty tristram

Is when an seemingly innocent person shows their true sexual nature by making a straight man think they are gay and then start a marriage orgy

Dude I though he was just a innocent man but then he ended up doing a dirty Tristram

by QueenNigga8963 April 16, 2020

dirty natashie

A dirty natashie is when you run a mile and after your done you have sweat inbetween your boobs so you stick your hand down your shirt to wipe it off.

Kayla:Bro yesterday I ran the mile then after I pulled a dirty natashie and all the boys saw....
Brittney:omg thats so embarrising

by Jannie stories 1 April 16, 2020

dirty gillison

When you throw a wicked unpleasant shit at your sister

I gave Santana a dirty Gillison, she’s so mad at me

by Donkeysarepeopletoo April 17, 2020

dirty kolesar

When a teacher touches you inappropriately while picking his nose and teachers pet by Melanie Martinez is paying in the background

I just recieved a dirty kolesar, now I can’t stop singing Melanie Martinez

by Donkeysarepeopletoo April 17, 2020

Dirty Elin

A threesome between two guys and one girl where one guy cums in the girl’s ear while the other one performs the alaskan snow dragon.

“Me and Larry did the Dirty Elin to this chick last night!”

by borlorlor April 17, 2020