Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik May 22, 2018

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shit hinigins

A phrase, more said like "SHIT HINIGINS," that is said when an act or sentence is done or said by a male, which is fairly or moderately homosexual.

*Blank* says = "Dude I love spaghetti and meat balls."
*Response by others* = "Dude, that was kind of homo, SHIT HINIGINS! SHIT HINIGINS!"

by Timpin P. April 27, 2008

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by Chet_Manly007 December 31, 2023

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When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker December 28, 2015

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When someone pulls your pants down and then you act like a bitch.

Jo: * pulls pants down *
Jerome: Ouuuuu ween wuar dat?
Guilherme: hahaahahahaha heen ass een Insulted little piece of shit

by Peugeot driver March 25, 2024

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when someone does something really bad and its just peer shit OR

when someone takes a really great shit

"WOW THAT IS REALLY SHIT... TASKTIT BRO OR
when someone takes a shit and they didnt flush and you see it you'd think to your self thats SHIT-TASKIT

by SHIT-TASKIT December 20, 2018

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When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.

The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.

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