my dick

it's big huge and girls like it a lot.

"I think she wants my dick bro"

by wrknjrk November 13, 2019

dick on them

to obliterate something (typically a team/person)

Chuck: You starting in the basketball game?
Bill: Yes bro. We will dick on them.

by 3van.j November 13, 2019

No Dick December

last month was no nut november. hate to break it to you ladies, but it's no dick december. for the whole month, you cannot get no dick. your welcome.

Person 1: dude ima get sum dicc
Person 2: my guy, it's no dick december. we can't get any dicc for a month
Person 1: my lord

by yourpersonaldictionary November 13, 2019

non-dick

boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, basically a fuckboy

girl you better not tell me you’re with that non-dick

by SipWineAss November 14, 2019

non-living dick

boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, cheater, fucker with his imaginary dick, basically an extreme fuckboy

girl, you better not get along with that non-living dick

by SipWineAss November 14, 2019

banker dick

The kind of dick you find out in the club on a Wednesday, frequents equinox, gets bottle service, refers to all his male friends as bruh....

Ang was late again for work, she busy with that banker dick all night....

by Dirt Dee November 14, 2019

jimmy dean fat dick

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.

Juan Pablo has a Jimmy Dean fat dick!

by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019