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school is asome

by ruber duck December 18, 2018

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Basehor-Linwood High School

The cows outside are fat but go into the girls locker room during lunch to see some real cows.

We need somebody for the 105 weight class in powerlifting...*Crickets*
Must be Basehor-Linwood High School

by Skianabend December 19, 2018

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A big-ass yellow van without seatbelts which is used to transport children of all ages from place to place. Oftentimes used by schools, these tourture devices are places where bullying runs rampant and the all-powerful bus driver controls all.

Friend: Yo, are you riding the School Bus today? I hear there’s going to be a beat down!!!
Me: Ya man, I know... I’m the one who told you there’d be a fight.

by Ayyyy, wazzup yo! December 20, 2018

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Goose green school

A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)

Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school

by 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 December 23, 2018

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Ralston High School

This is a school where the white people think they control it. Where they’re wanna be gangsters. Snitches grew up here. If you aren’t white and you go here you chances of succeeding are low.

Boy: you go to ralston high school?

Girl: nah I go to central

by Nicki with the real booty December 28, 2018

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