your such a squriell

a person who resembles a squriell in all possible qualities. they constintley eat acorns and leave there houses to climb trees. they have caves in her room that lead to evergreen trees. if you see one please email [e-mail] to tell her that you saw one of her fellow squries.

your such a squirell! thats a chipmunk tree
your such a squriell who rules the world with every evergreen everywhere.

by nuttygirl November 9, 2011

bustin your stones

smacking your balls off ones anus during sexual intercourse

Bustin your stones tend to hurt for awhile after intercourse.

by Olive Blackhawk January 24, 2011

Look at your life

Better than some of your fans and if I got the credit I deserved it would be better than ALL of your fans.

Hym "You know, it's funny in the boys had them can't 'You don't speak for us' but I've never purported to speak for anyone. But you're perfectly fine when it's the other way around. You're fine lecturing the guy that sit and plays video-games all day or the incel. You're perfectly fine speaking for them. Look at YOUR life. A crowd-funded delusional existence where you get to walk around claiming to be Jesus. If the rich are the best of us than everyone is worthless. You all need to be brought to 0. That's where you deserve to be.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

Make-out with your partner day

National Make-out with your partner day(s) are both August 17th and September 22nd!

“Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day”

by DefiningWordsPeople May 9, 2022

Your Mom

The hottest person in the world, even hotter than the Sun

Person 1: Dude, your mom looks so hot!
Person 2: Shut up! I know you jerked off to her

by Megaddo March 22, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid

I banged your mom

by I like planes March 17, 2022