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Dirty Jaeson

In a Gay containment camp in the Middle East. All the gays proceed to have an orgy. Then they orgasm and flood the place. All of them are shot, except ones named Jaeson. Which are forced to clean it up.
“Man, did you hear about the recent Dirty Jaeson
by FuckoFaggot April 16, 2020
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dirty ellice

the act of getting your vagina or dick pleasured by a literal cat fish and then rubbing the fish over your body and sacrificing yourself to satan
we lost brian last night due to a dirty ellice
by whitemanwhore April 16, 2020
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dirty saryah

When a girl is sucking on a guys dick while having her pussy eaten out.
She was dirty saryah’Ed.
by Fuck Load April 16, 2020
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Dirty Thol

A position where one is eating a scrumptious coochie while on a giant silver platter.
Will: Hey man, are you good?
Nate: Yeah, just did a Dirty Thol with a girl last night.
by Rg9191 April 16, 2020
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dirty brylyn

A dirty girl who throws up into your bellybutton then uses your d*** to paint her own body with it
Ewww dude heard you got a dirty Brylyn last night. Nasty
by dirtylily April 16, 2020
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Dirty Ryder

The act of jumping from a 25-meter high diving board and onto the erect penis of another man, this action can be performed analy or vaginally. Bonus points if you injure yourself in the process
Brooooo, my girlfriend nearly broke her ankle when we did a dirty Ryder last night.
by astercae April 16, 2020
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Dirty Johnsen

When you tie your girl to a ceiling fan naked, turn on the fan so she starts spinning. Afterwards you then strip down yourself placing your now exposed genitalia in the spinning girls trajectory, resulting in very small and quick rubbs on said genitalia.

It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.
I gave my girl a Dirty Johnsen last night, has to go to the ER right after for various reasons. But it was worth it!

I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.

My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!
by Rodney's Airbnb April 16, 2020
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