dick muscling

to be ruffed up by someone's penis

Some people don't know when to quit dick muscling!

by jetgetswet September 11, 2014

Dick Beavis

A stupid fuck, Goofy asshole, or a ridiculously down bad clown, a real slog of a person to be around.

Guy1: Damn! did you see that? Jeff just knocked over Taye and Maya's wedding cake, all over the Ground!
Guy 2: Damn bro must be jealous or sumthin.
Guy1: Yeah dude ass a Dick Beavis fr
Guy2: nah fr fuckin retard smh.

by Yung Jayo R. October 14, 2023

Scuba dicking

When a person gives oral sex to a male under water.

He asked me to join him in the bathtub and go scuba dicking

by Ilovecupcake4ever January 30, 2018

Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

by $kweex December 4, 2020

big dick bee

big dick

i have a big dick bee

by Sheluvbfuzz February 11, 2022

dick-inputtable

Someone / something into whom / which you would potentially agree to put your penis.

"Hey, have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!"

"The Crème brûlée at that new French restaurant is perfectly dick-inputtable."

by Bustin_your_balls_69 February 9, 2018

Dry Dick Syndrome

To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you

Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!

by Aryabrynn June 21, 2025