Tizzle dick

Left ward sloping penis

Shawn is tizzle dick

by Pinkjesus October 27, 2022

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Dick Ranch

Cum

My dick ranch got all on her face!

by I’m good at scrabble September 27, 2021

Discord Dick

When someone on Discord is being mean and unreasonable for no reason at all.

Man, Kyle was being such a discord dick last night. He was just putting everyone down for no reason.

by Besser435 December 2, 2018

Dick Down December

Parallel to No Nut November except the goal is to get dicked down as many times as u can. Guys go get some pussssayyyyyyyyy

"Hey Chloe can you believe it's the end of No-Nut-November"
"Yeah can't wait to get dick in Dick Down December!"

"Me too fr"

by GreenRatMan69 November 2, 2022

dick snoot

Extra long forskin that resembles that of a animal snout

I like to suckle upon your dick snoot

by SoloNutt March 28, 2017