Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.

i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter

by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023

my god

what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times

*explains very clearly*

wym

my god

by hirolito October 8, 2023

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

call from my boss

a way to disguise the words “i need to poop”

1:“I’m getting a call from my boss ,and he’s angry”
3:”oh, good luck”

by 4bg October 10, 2023

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023

Kickstart My Heart

A song by glam metal legends Mötley Crüe. That will your adrenaline pumping so high that you most likely will get a speeding ticket/ arrest for going 100 in 50 or even a school zone

Dude I was listening to Kickstart My Heart and got arrested for going 50 in a school zone and telling the officer “the music made me do it”.

by Theo Von’s 2nd cousin October 10, 2023