Sport dick

The supernatural and unexplained phenomenon that, when participating in physical activity, transforms a gentleman’s “old chap” into what can only be described as a walnut whip. Often overlooked, what accompanies sport dick is an equally shrunken and mysteriously rock hard nut sack.

Rob: What a great workout! I feel totally energised after that - even if once again I’ve got sport dick!
Tony: I’m hearing you buddy, bet your ballbag is as solid as Joey and Chandler too!

by BonyT November 5, 2019

National grab dick day

Any girl can grab any boy dick

Girl: Grabs boy dick
Boy: WTF
Girl: November 6 National Grab Dick Day

by Idcisded November 5, 2019

Dick Deep in you December

When you fuck your bitch hella hard your DICK DEEP in her !! DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER (DDIYD)🍆🤤😂

Ahhh!! Tomorrow is Dec 1 ! You know what that means !!! No more No Nut November I’m finna fuck my girl so hard because it’s D DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER BABYYYYY!! Fuck yea!

by Bobbery Bob Biller November 7, 2019

Dick

Pull down ur boyfriend's pants. You'll see it.

Ooohhh, so that's a dick.

by Bigboibigcock November 7, 2019

dick

put your pinnes sex very like fuck it

wanna have a sex whit my dick

by russiaan 33 November 8, 2019

Dick flick

A chick flick that a male is forced into watching with a female companion but ends up truly enjoying it.

Chad speaking to Brad: “Went to see Mamma mia with my sister and damn, that’s a great dick flick!”

by Cazfurs November 9, 2019

NO DICK DECEMBER

Like no orgasm October and no nut November girl or gay boi may not have sex or bust a nut anywhere during December this rule is given to both boys and girls so if you failed no nut November you can have a 2nd chance and sacrifice destroy dick December then you can.

Girl: hey do you want to pound sweetie?
Boyfriend: sorry can't.
Girl: Why?
Boyfriend: Its No Dick December.
Girl: FUCK!

by NO DICK DECEMBER November 10, 2019