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slapping bitches

If you would like to know more about slapping bitches please contact Kev 'The Bitch Slapper' @ the Blackmiths Arms, he is well experianced bitch slapper. He has no prejudice for the bitches he slaps, he slaps them all equally hard.
Kev never gets tired of slapping bitches
by BigGingerKev May 17, 2006
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Cheese Slap

A slap done with the use of string cheese.
by Haracio De La Sanchez April 19, 2005
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slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.
Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!
by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008
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machete slapped

1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.

2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).

3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!

Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013
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Slap Dragon

When you slap your partners balls and dragon your teath on the way out
“Sue gave jack a Slap Dragon last night
by Delbery March 23, 2019
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Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.
Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.
by Infant Boner July 5, 2016
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Bitch Slap

A state where something openly harmed another (usually from a open slap), resulting in a period of mixed or upset feelings. May also end in a parting of the two or an awkward argument.
The iceberg bitch slapped the titanic. She felt so bad she decided she couldn't live on.
by EdElric5534 December 14, 2014
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