by Tifannie May 2, 2019

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023

by redcrayon69 July 12, 2025

A joke is something that is meant to be funny, or for atleast one person to be able to laugh at. It can be- stupid, annoying, or just weird sometimes- depending on the joke.
Person 1: “Wanna hear a joke?”
Person 2: “Sure!”
Person 1: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “To get to the idiots house- knock knock”
Person 2: “Whos there?”
Person 1: “The chicken AHA”
Person 2: “LOLLL”
Person 2: “Sure!”
Person 1: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “To get to the idiots house- knock knock”
Person 2: “Whos there?”
Person 1: “The chicken AHA”
Person 2: “LOLLL”
by Idkwhatithink February 5, 2022

He/she was never the funny kind of joke, since he/she always tried to act tough/scary, or like another person.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.
"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"
by fireant812 August 17, 2023
