[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.

Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?

by Brian Luick February 23, 2009

mr ninja

A very cool dad who plays nhl with his ungrateful rude daughters awesome friends he loves them more then his daughter who only lets them play once in a while he is a great guy with a big slong

Freind 1 can I play with mr ninja
Ava no no he is not allowed lights too bright anima no mr

by The one of the ninja December 5, 2020

Ninja diffuse

When an underage girl has an abortion without the knowledge of her parents

I got jenna pregnant, but she ninja diffused the kid so her parents dont know what happened.

by Urban Duude March 14, 2021

Voodoo Ninja

It's like a voodoo pirate, only better!

The voodoo pirate was murdered and eaten in his sleep by a voodoo ninja.

by pirates r. weaksauce January 20, 2009

Ninja gift

The gift you never saw coming.

Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"

by RealNaughtyRN January 19, 2011

ninja jasmin

A really hot chick, usually with curly hair and dark skin. An excellent girlfriend, careing, loving and positive all the time.

wow.. that girl is such a ninja jasmin

by zoexy October 22, 2010

Ninja poo

Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.

Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.

1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".

2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.

3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.

by Chris and John (Toronto) February 13, 2010