Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath

Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.

by Cody5050 May 3, 2023

she pokes

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants

Damn she pokes

by __etnom February 11, 2017

She thought Twitter

Starting phrase to subtly warn an XBOX LIVE nuke.

Random peep: She thought Twitter, was social media...
Randomer peep: Well? Where's the yo mama joke?
Random peep: ............EA- *XBOX LIVE nuke hits area*

by ඩී December 7, 2023

Yumm she get nae naed

the phrase you say when someone you hate (or dislike extremely) gets either slightly inconvenienced or in serious trouble.

Isabella: omg you know that girl at school you dont like? the one who stole your goldfish and killed your grandma??

Angel: yeah what about her?

Isabella: she just got diagnosed with 6 different STDs!!

Angel: yo what?!? LMAO yumm she get nae naed!

by toadgirl August 21, 2020

she's aprils

meaning the female is a joke/fool for trying to hook up with someone (this is referring to april fools)

Guy 1: yo did that ugly chick Donna come and talk to you
Guy 2: yea she tried to talk to me I don't know why you told her to come and see me she's aprils.
(both boys laugh)

by Moet Jones January 26, 2009

.....If She Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If She Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If She Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

she got rolled

Getting rolled is a term for a fucked up face that needs serious medical attention .

Dude she got rolled !!

by Ms.Mother of Pearl November 24, 2017