one in the pipe

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023
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Pertifrated Pipe

A pertifrated pipe is designed with small slots or holes to allow water to exit or enter easily, but can only be supplied and installed in Sunderland.

This type of pipe is frequently used for underground drainage systems and other outdoor uses due to its ability to absorb and drain water in and around the Sunderland area.
We need to dig a trench to install the pertifrated pipe. This should resolve the drainage issues we have in Sunderland.
by Drainage King February 23, 2024
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Piping the cream

Sexual intercourse while not wearing a condom or something similar to that of the term "cream pie"
Guy 1:Sorry I was busy last nighf
Guy 2:You were?
Guy 1:I was piping the cream into this hot chick
by Kai2004 November 07, 2020
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Stove-Piped

when you get something hot stuck up your ass (sexual implications)
Omg, Did you hear that Maria got stove-piped by Josh in the bathroom at lunch. God thats gotta hurt-
by fuckboi-sanders October 16, 2015
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pipe stank

fluid that is stank and that comes out of a pipe
Tyron: Hey tyrone you got some pipe stank coming out of yo anus there
Tyrone: Thanks for tellin' me tyron
by Random nibba November 20, 2017
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Semi Pipe

When you only use the head or tip of the penis to fuck a girl.
I won’t be doing too much tonight I’ll just give her semi pipe.
by Freegrape12 May 13, 2022
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Pipe down Midget!

A Commonly used term for wellbeing teachers and workers to assert authority and dominance over small people, and kids. The term is used primarily on kids titled Luke. Luke is defined as a small midget child who constantly creates trouble in the surrounding area. A Luke is always 5ft or under...
Wellbeing teacher : PIPE DOWN MIDGET! *agressively points down at the 3rd class citizen*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*
by Dog............... March 09, 2022
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