Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

Band kid

Nerdiest but coolest mfs you'll ever meet

"Nerd!"
"Yeah, I'm a band kid"

by BestBariInTheWest February 24, 2024

Randy Bands

A Cool but yet fine ass rockstar ass big dick swinging cock thrashing on bitches looking like a motherfucking demon but yet his cock is huge and oh yea his cock is huge and also umm old heads hate his ass with a passion and oh yea he ummm got a big dick and his music is fire asf to fucking fire and ummm that's it's and oh yea people call him crazy cause HE THE SHIT BITCH

Yoooo I just heard that randy bands shit and it was fye asf hope no old heads hear it he keep fucking my bitch with his HUGE ASS HELMET COCK IT DELICIOUS

by Mynameismyname123 October 16, 2023

Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.

Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”

by Sahagian June 6, 2018

Band geeks

The best SpongeBob episode

Person 1: band geeks is the best episode dude
Person 2: that’s no cap right there

by JDMF December 28, 2023

Band day

This takes place on December 3rd what you do is write your 2 favorite bands on your knuckles to show your love for that band!

Hey!! It’s band day!!!

by ThatFoxAtMidnight :3 November 28, 2019

Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017