The Stinkin' Bacon

A man or woman sits on the lap of a Lady and passes gas on her vagina.
The girl must needed cobwebs or feminine stink nuggets cleaned our so I gave her some of my air, The Stinkin' Bacon.
by BarebackJack August 14, 2021
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Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon
Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.
by EL0C June 01, 2013
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spicy bacon

a SPICY FUCKIN LOVIN BACONNNNN

I love mamma!
my mom made spicy bacon yesterday
by mark execertyuio January 30, 2021
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gone off bacon

When you leave bacon in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.
The gone off bacon tastes like cardboard.
by Debskelly1985 March 05, 2023
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Kevin-Baconing

Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.
Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.
by Tom Ato December 02, 2022
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baconic

A branch of electronic art, usually in the form of digital painting, that draws inspiration from the works of the 20th century artist, Francis Bacon.
The painting is sublime, powerful and baconic.
by CubistScarborough December 04, 2015
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Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.
by Dysfunctional Bubble January 03, 2016
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