Asian Jesus

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.
Hey Asian Jesus what’s up!
by Some_One_0_0 March 21, 2018
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asian bondage

Its is a Japanese style of bondage or BDSM which involves tying a person up using simple yet visually intricate patterns, usually with several pieces of thin rope
Boy 1 : you want to asian bondage that girl over there
Boy 2 : Hell yeah
Boy 1 : bring the boys over and get some rope
by ilovebdsm March 19, 2023
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Asian Adult

An Asian generally above ten years old, typically reaching maturation mentally - as with culturally, traditionally and mostly physically by 12 to 14 and considered fully mature by 15.

This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Asian adult.
by Josech May 04, 2020
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Asian Michael

He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.
#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
by #fuckMichael March 29, 2020
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Ultra rare giant Asian cock

Yesterday I found the biggest ever Asian cock. It measured 8,32 cm, or 3,275 inches. It was really thin, but its the length that matters.
Dude!!! Thats the biggest ever asian cock i have ever seen!!! Its literally an Ultra rare giant Asian cock!
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*
by Big dikker January 15, 2024
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Asianed

Past tense, for someone who looked Asian at on point in time. Most likely stoned to the bone
Man, last week at that party, we all were Asianed!
by Big Smokey February 07, 2018
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Asian Car wash

When a Asian chick licks your asshole...
I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash
by Machinist425 March 08, 2017
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