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don't be such a sputnik 

A sputnik is a guy who orbits around a woman, pretending to be her friend, with the ulterior and covert motive of becoming her lover.

Sputnik is a reference to the first artificial Earth satellite. Similar to the satellite that orbits Earth, the guy orbits the female friend, hoping for more. Therefore, he is an orbital.
Max, don't be such a sputnik! You do her homework daily but haven't even asked her out yet.
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A.S.T.C. 

Stands for "All Sluts Take Cock". An acronym for remembering the trignometric circle.
Billy: Sir, I don't remember which quadrants cosine is positive in.
Teacher: Remember A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock?
Billy: Ohh yeahhhh, quadrants 1 & 4!
A.S.T.C. by Combi May 3, 2008

you can't be just a little bit pregnant 

It means that the situation that is being described is a binary. It is something that is either IS or ISN'T. Such as is the case when one is pregnant. One either "is" pregnant or "is not", there is no in between or partial pregnancy. It means it is a situation in which there is no ambiguity or no gray area. You can't be "just a little bit" of certain things.
You can't be just a little bit pregnant when you are talking bankruptcy. You can't be just a little bit bankrupt. You are either bankrupt or not bankrupt.

References:
Lou Mannheim (Hal Holbrook) in the movie "Wall Street" used this phrase while conversing with Bud Fox

why don't you take a seat 

The dreaded words that Chris Hansen will tell you when you go into the house hoping to hook up with an underage girl.
I walked into the house
"hey did you bring the stuff I asked for?"
"Smirnoff Ice and strawberry condoms, you bet."
"ok let me just get changed"
I go into the kitchen and see Chris Hansen
"why don't you take a seat"

Death P.A.C.T. 

Death P.A.C.T. A Team in Battle For BFDI (BFB). It's members are Pie, Black Hole, Pillow, Tree, Bottle, Liy, Remote, and Pen. The main goal of this team is to prevent death. All of the members in this team quit BFB to join in TPOT.
Death P.A.C.T. stands for Death (P)revention (A)nd (C)reating (T)rust.

ain't bigger than a minute 

a person male or female who is small, skinny, frail, waif like, tiny, slim and usually sports no booty. Also looks hungry most of the time.
"That girl needs a sandwich, she ain't bigger than a minute"