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River North Landmine

When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.
I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.
by Peter Damn Smith December 1, 2021
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River

"oh hey it's papi River lol"
by notcaiden👀 December 2, 2021
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RiverRumble

RiverRumble Is the creator of the definitions of the fraliens group chat definitions
Fuck You RiverRumble For Making these about us
by Indefinite Of Time December 3, 2021
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riverric

Very cool, has all of the attention from people, usually popular & has many fans
Omg it’s riverric! BIG FAN!!!
by OwO Baka Penis December 3, 2021
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river

River is a person who you can never let go out of your life. she has the perfect body and the perfect smile and no matter what they do stick with them till you die. When river smiles she lights up the whole room for hours on end. She might have had a tough childhood and teen age years but cheer her up, help her forget about it and help her make more memories with her new friends. river is the type of person that you can trust your whole life with and she wouldn’t break it. people say that she is ugly and fat when she has the body everyone dreams of. River is the definition of perfect and instead of heather or Delilah you should get yourself a river. They were amazing, kind, beautiful, thoughtful, and did I mention beautiful. River is also a magnet to the boys ;) even the hottest boys and girls day ex her because she is worth it. All the boys and girls that break her heart is just another person on my list to beat tf out of. ily river and just know I’m always gonna be here for you <3
“I found myself a river!”

“omg you are so lucky! I wish I had a river they are smart beautiful and overall amazing!”
by khloegaines January 9, 2022
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Riveria

Riveria is a really good valorant player who is plat 2 in valorant he hits all headshots and is super cool
wow Riveria is super cool and plays valorant
by Big Fat Ball Licker January 19, 2022
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River

River is a homosexual. theyre very short, pale, and have brownish hair.
"omg is that river? shes like 5'1''
by kdemfnrvpe b January 31, 2022
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