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Nobel Pieces Prize

The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.

To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”

Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
by m_piet July 23, 2013
mugGet the Nobel Pieces Prizemug.

Leader Piece

The leading piece of a turd which protrudes from the anus often causing the skid mark. Can also be used to describe a person who may otherwise be referred to as a douchebag.
"I asked that chick what she thought of Brian and she said he was a total leader piece."
by General Bonch February 15, 2019
mugGet the Leader Piecemug.

One Piece

MELLORIIINE
Sanji: NAWI-SWAAAN, ROBIN-CHUWAAN MELLORINEEEEE

Zoro: Shut the fuck up retard cook, we need to find the One Piece
by Shqdy June 21, 2021
mugGet the One Piecemug.

rec piece

Someone who is viewed by others as a means of comedy & entertainment.
by hodge119 February 13, 2021
mugGet the rec piecemug.

8 piece mcnugget

A ten piece mcnugget is a little too much, but a 4 piece is too little, they should make an 8 piece mcnugget
by Bitchnigah October 9, 2018
mugGet the 8 piece mcnuggetmug.

comment piece

something as an act, a write-up or a speech that invites much comment.
Your speech is a comment piece.
by uttam maharjan May 3, 2012
mugGet the comment piecemug.

piece of shit

by sppaammeg November 10, 2020
mugGet the piece of shitmug.

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