Ninja diffuse

When an underage girl has an abortion without the knowledge of her parents

I got jenna pregnant, but she ninja diffused the kid so her parents dont know what happened.

by Urban Duude March 14, 2021

ninja bride

A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.

- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!

by vibrotomographed January 19, 2017

ninja stars

Car wheels that spin after the car comes to a stop. 352ho

"sittin high on thirty inch ninja stars"

by James Handy November 26, 2007

Daylight Ninja

Dumb asses that don't realize ninjas wear black to blend into the night. Can also refer to your garden variety dumb ass. Mama mia.

First Guy: Hey! You wanna go climb that building in ninja costume?

Second Guy: Dude. It's noon.

Ninja hanging from roof: (whispers) daylight ninja.

by Miss Orifice April 27, 2011

ninja jasmin

A really hot chick, usually with curly hair and dark skin. An excellent girlfriend, careing, loving and positive all the time.

wow.. that girl is such a ninja jasmin

by zoexy October 22, 2010

Ninja gift

The gift you never saw coming.

Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"

by RealNaughtyRN January 19, 2011

[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.

Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?

by Brian Luick February 23, 2009