The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-it

He's a fool

Hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-it!

by A Communist Soldier October 13, 2021

Because I DO know

And I'm not going to let you use this instrumentally to take my fucking rights away you piece of shit. That's exactly what you want. You refuse to accept that doing this doesn't translate to YOU BEING JUSTIFIED TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY and that is EXACTLY what you want. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY RIGHTS AND YOU WILL NEVER LIFT A FINGER TO STOP ME FROM KILL A KID.

Hym "So, no. If I'm not compensated for YOU DOING TO ME THE THING YOU ARE DOING. I AM GOING TO MURDER A CHILD. END OF DISCUSSION. I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY RIGHTS. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS LIBERAL. I HAVE A RIGHT TO THEM. I WILL NOT COMPLY WITH THERAPY. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU WANT MY RIGHTS SO BADLY COME OUT PUBLICLY AND TELL ME I'M NOT GETTING MY MONEY AND I WILL GIVE ALL OF MY RIGHTS AWAY IN THE FORM OF MURDERING A FUCKING KID. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU POLICE MY MORAL YOU ATHEIST FILTH. YOU ARE NOT AN AUTHORITY. I won't accept it because I DO know. And YOU WILL CONFIRM WHAT I KNOW TO BE TRUE OR I WILL KILL A CHILD. I don't care if it comports to your conceptualization of what constitutes justified belief. You had better pray to the God you don't believe in that I'm NOT talking to myself. Because IF I AM, that kid is fucked. It's dead. I'm not going to let you police my success. If I fail I die and if I die you kids die with me."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted tonperianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

I dot know

It is a language that is extremely sophisticated and requires a lot of training. It consists of many words that come from the English language: such as "dot" which means don't. If you like to learn the language well you're out of luck as it is only spoken by two known people in the entire universe... and they are a mystery.

I dot know is a language

by I_dot_kno_ January 21, 2021

As You Know, Bob

A dialogue technique where characters tell each other information they already know, but they audience don't, for solely the audience's benefit. It is a writer slang.

"As you know, Bob, we're on a spaceship hurtling towards the sun and if we don’t fix the hyperdrive in five minutes, we'll be dead. But let's talk about our high school years."

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

We all know

Yeah, Amy. You do. You all know that I could frost donuts harder. BUT... Why would I want to? I don't want YOU to have to frost donuts. But you CLEARLY want me to have to sit here and frost donuts. Why? Because it makes your life easier. Not mine. I live in abject poverty, I was lied to about the availability of full time employment and turned down another offer to get it, and I have been (and this is ALSO something you all know) harassed here at the place. You also know where this is being sent and RATHER THAN... Telling me that... YOU are trying to keep me here. This is just incarceration except without a trial. Even Noah got a trail before they locked him up in a group home.

Hym "We all know that it is a waste of my time for me to even be here in the first place, Amy. Why even waste your own time trying to appeal to me? I'm at 0 right now. I'm either going to go down to -1 and it will be because I start stabbing indiscriminately until I am killed. OR I'm going to go up to 1 and THAT is only going to happen if I get the credit I deserve and am compensated for my extracurricular contribution to society. I don't really care either way. I mean I do love to stab... But I also like to be exalted as a hero... But I'm pretty ambivalent about it."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2025