NoodleCuckkk

a beta male, rejected by all women, who does office work at the police station while real men catch criminals

oh know it's a noodlecuckkk

by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022

NoodleCat100

A gigachad with balls the size of fucking bowling balls

NoodleCat100 is so sexy

by Hi dad b see vaj September 15, 2022

Noodle the jerky

Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.

“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”

by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.

person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"

by kittycatkittykittymeow February 7, 2023

noodlemcshmoodle

When you finally figure out that nobody will ever love or care for you, so you are limited to saying noodlemcshmoodle in a state of severe mental damage.

Charlie was unable to perform basic function as a result of being reduced to the mental capacity of only knowing one word, this is a surprising non-severe case of noodlemcshmoodle.

Noodlemcshmoodle, noodlemcshmoodle...... noodlemcshmoodle

by DARK_VOID April 27, 2023

Noodle blaster

a nigger!

Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!

by Noodle Blaster May 7, 2023