Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.

Matthew is the most amazing person ever

by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023

Matthew

Loves cats, and guns. very rich, likes bb neko

DONT let Matthew near your kids

by FinnTheMaxSpeedRacer July 24, 2023

Matthew

the guy that owes me $16

"Matthew you owe me $16 you son of a bitch"

by metroboominwantsomemoren April 15, 2024

Matthew

A good person, unless your talking about me, then a real shitty person

Me: There is only one bad Matthew, and its me

by Im Fucking Ur mom right now ;) January 31, 2022

Matthew chong

Some guy never knows what he is doing and says random inappropriate stuff out loud, he uses girls as toothbrushes. He has a flat ass and nipple peircings. He is so short the ants accidentally step on him.

Oh god my boyfriends a matthew chong

by Santa hoe hoe hoe December 9, 2016

Matthew

Comes by a dime a dozen. Matthews are like pokemon cards. Usually you draw a common and you're disappointed, but every once in a while you get a shiny legendary card and you laminate it. And exactly like pokemon cards, you don't know how the fuck they work.

I found a rare Matthew Bare and had him laminated.

by potatodonkey February 24, 2022

Matthew

Matthew's are very charming and calm. Though he can be a bird and a nerdt bag. He has an obsession over feet. His feet smell like parmesan cheese.

Matthew is such a turd bag

by Bird johnson October 25, 2020