1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
Get the Read a book mug.A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.
I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!
by pentozali October 16, 2012
Get the book mug.A: What are you doing?
B: Playing Fortnite!
A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.
B: Playing Fortnite!
A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.
by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023
Get the opposite of reading a book mug.by Ball-ding March 9, 2021
Get the Booke mug.A hard covered book that has had its pages carved out in the middle. The space created can be used to discretely hide small objects such as condoms, bowls, or other objects of an illicit nature.
by BlackSean January 22, 2011
Get the Book safe mug.A book written for a mature audience. This type of book usually has sex scenes and other content that would be inappropriate for younger readers. This is a term used to cover up the fact you are reading a "naughty book".
by Scribbles888 January 11, 2012
Get the Jackie Book mug.Jesse: Bro, let’s go to the comic book store
Sam: But can I be on Reddit?
Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?
Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit
Jesse: *see above*
Sam: But can I be on Reddit?
Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?
Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit
Jesse: *see above*
by StagnantMDMA September 1, 2025
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