Salsa Fucked

The common sexual fantasy of having a sexy Latino woman rub salsa all over your naked body before having sex with you.

The only reason I enrolled in Spanish class was for the moment when I am to be Salsa Fucked.

by Nickuhcrazy December 18, 2008

Fuckles

noun, Another form of fuck, but in a nicer form to use around kids, family, friends, and loved ones.

"This is major fuckles" said Jane as she picked up her 2 month year old baby and walked out of the room

by Max Golds November 27, 2007

you fucked up

A common reply to users online when they talk about or show you pictures of their extremely good-looking EX-girlfriends.

Man 1: Here's a picture of me and my ex at the beach...

::Posts bikini photo::

Man 2: ...You fucked up

by Mitchass Bitch July 13, 2011

monkey fucked

to wait upon or to be left by a monkey

burch was supposed to come over with a fat one that he owed me but i got monkey fucked

by brons December 30, 2007

You Fucked Up

It basically means you screwed up in a nicer way. "You Fucked Up" simply means someone was having a tough time cause they did something wrong and you had to tell them that they kinda screwed up. It's a really kind term.

Your little brother was separated from birth. One day you were drunk and a cute girl helped you to your hotel room. However you were drunk and made love with her. In the morning you find out that the cute girl was actually your little brother that love to crossdress. In other words he fucked up. This is when you can say to him "You Fucked Up"

by TheEconomy September 20, 2015

you got me fucked up

confused

Girl: I need directions to your house.
Boy: Make your first left, 2nd right, then make another right when u see the statue of the --
Girl: Whoa, you got me fucked up right now. You said turn left or right at what statue?

by SpinSpin Sugar July 16, 2020

fucked up

how ur boyfriend or girlfriend does u

My x boyfriend is fucked up for what he did

by marie January 15, 2005