Fruitcake

A silly person, someone who just doesn't make any sense in what they are trying to say or do.

Man, Daniel is such a fruitcake. He's always doing the weirdest things.

by renmatson October 8, 2017

Fruit cake

A gay ass nigga who be fruite as fuck

Man that nigga John a fruit cake

by Yung Quinn October 16, 2017

fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

Fruit Punch

When one mixes various fruit flavoured lubes and begins fisting their partner.

I gave my girlfriend a fruit punch in the ass as she sat on my face.

by Pizzaboy58 December 20, 2017

Fruitcake

An extremely soft person who doesnt let things go.

Kanye West is a fruitcake.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

Fruit Cake

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.

Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?

by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018

fruit-smacked

1. The act of having sex for the first time.

2. The act of taking someone’s virginity.

1. *Calling roommate at 3:27AM* “Maddie I’m at Delta Juul Lamnda and Chad just fruit-smacked me in his bunk bed.”

2. *The next morning* “Yo Chad I heard you fruit-smacked Shabeca last night bro, congrats.”

by kachowwwwww January 28, 2018